This is the eleventh of my dialectal journals.

Gibson's Robot Guitar, the world's first guitar with robotic tuning technology is available once again. You don't have to tune up your car every time you drive it. Now you don't have to tune up your guitar every time you play it. The Robot Guitar does it for you. Just plug it in, dial in the tuning, strum the strings, and play.

This is a wonderful paragraph with a wonderful analogy. I would not have thought about comparing a car to a guitar. There is brilliance buried not far down.